I couldn’t help overhearing a man at a nearby pay phone.
“I know it’s something you want,” he said earnestly, “but I don’t think tattoos are a good idea. And the same goes for body piercing. As long as you’re living in my house, I think you should respect my wishes.”
I was secretly cheering him on for his fatherly firmness.
Then came the ‘coup de grace’: “Besides, Mom, you’re 75 years old! You don’t NEED a tattoo!”
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As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light, I asked the driver, “Do you agree that ‘Time is money’?”
“Well, it’s a very common saying. Who will care so much about that?” the driver answered.
“Look, the digits in the meter are still running when the car has stopped, “I pointed at the meter.
“Oh, yes. You’ve got a point here. In this case, time is money for both of us.” added the driver.
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On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached
a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she
move to coach since she did not have a first class ticket. The blonde
replied, “I’m blonde; I’m beautiful; I’m going to New York; and I’m
not moving.”
Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the
co-pilot to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman, asking her
to please move out of the first class section. Again, the blonde
replied, “I’m blonde; I’m beautiful; I’m going to New York, and I’m
not moving.”
The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he
should do. The captain said, “I’m married to a blonde, and I know how
to handle this.”
He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde’s ear.
She immediately jumped up and ran to the coach section mumbling to
herself, “Why didn’t someone just say so?”
Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to
her that finally convinced her to move from her seat. He said, “I told
her the first class section wasn’t going to New York.”
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George comes from school on the first of September.
“George, how did you like your new teacher?” asked his mother.
“I didn’t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too…..”
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A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was the more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.
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